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Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:40:53 +0000

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By: gmiverson

gmiverson — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:36:15 +0000

Warner Bros. also gets to borrow some of the Dwarves for their own version of Snow White (Sauron was also a part of this deal, they're putting him in drag and giving him the part of the evil queen, some say he already was).

By: eduardojencarelli

eduardojencarelli — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:50:06 +0000

I can see why Zac Efron as Bilbo could be played for laughs, but I wouldn't crack jokes around that. The very idea that it could happen, even if it's far-fetched, scares the daylights out of me.

I could see The Hangover 2 as a starting point. But I think the Rankin/Bass cartoon is close enough already as it is to that very idea. They all look hungover, especially Gandalf. Ralph Bakshi's film goes even further, especially with the gay overtones.

By: dennitzio

dennitzio — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:57:38 +0000

Did you hear that WB will produce a new cartoon show for Adult Swim called "Tiny Tolkien" that will have 5-to-8-year-old versions of all the LOTR characters getting into all sorts of scrapes and learning life lessons?

I read one treatment involving a wisecracking young Galadriel and a mischievous young Aragorn stealing young Sauron's chocolate milk during recess. Hilarity ensues when Sauron thinks young Tom (Bombadil) is the one who did it and has young Goldberry tortured by Orcs until honest Young Frodo rescues her with the help of the unpredictable Young Gollum.

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Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:55:34 +0000

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Church — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:03:24 +0000

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