Over at Swampland they're soliciting captions for the Obama/light saber pix. I have a weird feeling we can do better:
En garde.
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Obama: Critical hit, bitch!
Dude at right: OK, you couldn't even HAVE a light saber? We haven't even RUN Barrier Peaks in this campaign? Plus, you know, that's a light saber of backbiting, so, you know, joke's on you.
First Lady: I'm totally going home with that guy.
Lev Grossman
Sep. 17, 2009 12:16:pm
at 12:16:pm
Dude: If you strike me down, I will DAMMIT!
Church
Sep. 17, 2009 12:40:pm
at 12:40:pm
Obama: "Danger Move #1: Back, Toward, Toward, QP! Jago Wins Again!"
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Fencer: "Dude, I already hit you with my ultra combo. You're dead...And you look nothing like Jago."
alaskanturkey
Sep. 17, 2009 13:18:pm
at 13:18:pm
Obama: "I knew Darth Cheney was too much of a punk to show up."
Kemper
Sep. 17, 2009 14:05:pm
at 14:05:pm
Dude: No, you're a Colonial Warrior. They don't have light sabers. Have you even seen the show?
Church
Sep. 17, 2009 14:21:pm
at 14:21:pm
I love to kill me some whitey.
byron12
Sep. 17, 2009 15:16:pm
at 15:16:pm
Obama: ...and the Toaster's power supplies are right........ there!
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Obama: I'll let you try my Crane style!
suiter
Sep. 17, 2009 15:30:pm
at 15:30:pm
Fencer: "Well, that's okay, Barack, but with the limp wrist and all, you don't strike me as a form VII practitioner... Maybe Return of the Jedi Palpatine fighting style is more your speed"
Obama: "But I like Windu the best!"
tereglith
Sep. 17, 2009 15:35:pm
at 15:35:pm
You'd think that the white house could afford those $150 awesome replicas, instead of the $15 cheapo two foot long ones.
tereglith
Sep. 17, 2009 15:37:pm
at 15:37:pm
"Dude, seriously, for the last time - I'm not gonna giggle for you and my name ain't Poppin' Fresh!"
alaskanturkey
Sep. 17, 2009 15:46:pm
at 15:46:pm
"I'm sorry Mr. President, but that's a Saber, and I'm clearly using a Foil, so you're disqualified."
Stuff You Need
Sep. 17, 2009 18:04:pm
at 18:04:pm
Obama: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Other Guy: Stop saying that! And since that's a light saber, that makes me your father.
Brew
Sep. 17, 2009 18:28:pm
at 18:28:pm
President Barack Obama demonstrating for the First Lady that width is, indeed, more important than length.
dennitzio
Sep. 17, 2009 23:36:pm
at 23:36:pm
@Brew - As far as I'm concerned you win!
Any quote that references The Princess Bride wins automatically.
geekygirluk
Sep. 18, 2009 04:44:am
at 04:44:am
agreed!
hannef123
Sep. 18, 2009 08:57:am
at 08:57:am
"Mr. President, you're going to have to do better than that when you duel Joe Wilson tomorrow."
ptallon
Sep. 18, 2009 13:45:pm
at 13:45:pm