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The Nerd World Halo: ODST Review

By Lev Grossman on September 21, 2009

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Everybody knows that when I fill out census forms, under ethnicity I put 'Halo fanboy.' So yeah, I liked Halo: ODST. (For the spelling I would also accept OSDT, OTSD, and the M-for-mature title OSTD. Cue laugh track. Followed by Wilhelm scream.)

But why, Lev? Why did you like it? Draw close, my children.

Of all the combat theaters in the world, this Covenant dropship hadda walk into mine

Of all the combat theaters in the world, this Covenant dropship hadda walk into mine


Basically, this is the game we were ready for after Halo 2. Enough of that loopy green-and-purple palette. Enough growly Dirty Harry Master Chief dialogue. Can we all admit now that he was getting to be a drag? Healing up all the time, all the marine extras kissing his armored ass ... (I could never have enough slinky Cortana dialogue, but listen, I know I have a problem.)

 

ODST is different. It's noir. You've been dropped into New Mombasa at night. You've been out cold for six hours, and you're looking for the remnants of your scattered squad. There's atmospheric, vaguely bluesy soundtrack music. You're not the superhero Spartan anymore. You're an ODST (an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper) on his own, in an open-world environment, down on his luck, just trying to pick up clues and scrape up some semblance of a tactical win out of the jagged shards of a shattered mission. This is Starship Troopers rewritten by Dashiell Hammett.

They've tweaked the settings some to enhance the mood. You don't have a heads-up, top-down radar anymore, so when dudes come at you, you don't always know they're going to come at you, instead they come skulking in out of the darkness. And you're weaker now, too. You don't heal as fast. Sometimes you even have to clunk a grunt over the head a couple of times with your rifle butt before he falls over, staining the African dust with his creepy fluorescent blood.

And there's the pacing. Instead of speed-marching you through furlong after furlong of ringworld landscape, they sometimes slacken the pace and let you just be in the world. Sometimes you'll barely meet an enemy between checkpoints. You just walk. You listen to the ambient sound effects, and groove on the neon lights and broken-down cars. It's hella atmospheric.

(And listen, if you're a Firefly fan, it's a major major thing that Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk and Adam Baldwin are voicing characters. Though if you aren't a Firefly fan, you don't care.)

Basically, ODST is a big milestone. It proves that Bungie can use the same instrument to play in totally different key, thereby adding years to the life of the franchise. The major knock I've heard on ODST is the price-to-campaign-length ratio, which admittedly is not everything it could be. There's a lot of multiplayer goodness, but if you're single-player-focused, it's a slightly dicey purchase.

That's not a problem for me, though. See, I have a secret technique for squeezing delicious extra gameplay hours out of ODST: sucking at Halo. I recommend it.

p.s. here's a few minutes from the forthcoming Halo anime:

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  1. So if Toys R Us were offering me a $20 gift card and an ODST figurine with my $60 purchase, it's a win? Also, did you actually pay for your copy? Is there multiplayer? Is there online multiplayer?

    tyrantking

    Sep. 21, 2009 12:31:pm

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  2. You like noir, neo-realistic sci fi? Could've fooled me.

    byron12

    Sep. 21, 2009 13:35:pm

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  3. This sounds a lot like Helo on Caprica in Season 1. Helo...Halo... Coincidence? I think not....

    Kemper

    Sep. 21, 2009 14:04:pm

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  4. So, it's a darker, grittier Halo? Hrmm...

    I'm not digging the anime, though. I'd probably buy the ODST commercials if they put them out on DVD.

    Church

    Sep. 21, 2009 14:08:pm

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  5. This is Starship Troopers rewritten by Dashiell Hammett.
    Actally, it sounds more like Armor, written by John Steakley.

    anon76

    Sep. 21, 2009 14:41:pm

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  6. you have now completely overwhelmed my nerds glands. I hope you're happy.

    truevcu

    Sep. 21, 2009 15:18:pm

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  7. Nice to see Alan Tudyk getting work

    thebro88

    Sep. 21, 2009 17:37:pm

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  8. I just stumbled on this blog... and I am amazed, I did not know adults were really into video games. Wow, I need to listen when the kids assure us that the games are for grown ups too. :)

    LM

    http://theblindspotsofgod.wordpress.com/

    lawyermommy

    Sep. 21, 2009 19:10:pm

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  9. Is this like that minesweeper thing I keep hearing about?

    alaskanturkey

    Sep. 22, 2009 08:46:am

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  10. Sounds more like a BattleTech novel rewritten by Dan Brown.

    dennitzio

    Sep. 22, 2009 10:24:am

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  11. You go too far.

    Rorschach

    Sep. 22, 2009 11:21:am

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  12. Boys will be boys I suppose. Did you do your homework first though? :-)

    AntiVirus Market

    antivirusmarket

    Sep. 22, 2009 16:33:pm

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  13. Nah, it sounds a bit more complex than that. More like Tetris. You've heard of that one, right?

    tereglith

    Sep. 22, 2009 17:40:pm

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  14. Do us a favor and go back to being ignored on Swampland.

    Cliff

    Sep. 23, 2009 23:46:pm

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  15. Wow, Cliff, what's up? We don't usually get so ugly here in Levtopia.

    dennitzio

    Sep. 24, 2009 13:16:pm

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  16. I just realized "Cliff" was responding to me. Wow...if I remember correctly, you are the clown who runs around this site insulting people for no apparent reason. I am told you are known as a Troll, desperate crook and miserable jerk. This is not a good description of you.

    "Cliff", only crass vermin go around flaming innocent people online. In real time such behavior does not engender long happy joy filled living.

    Be kind, be nice and you will live long and be happy :)

    LM

    lawyermommy

    Sep. 27, 2009 20:31:pm

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