(This is part 2 of an irregular series about my attempts to turn my daughter into a complete dork.)
And so the change begins. My daughter is deep into her first video game addiction.
Yeah, OK, it's just Bejeweled 2. And in spare moments I shake my fist at the sky and yell, "I will not raise a casual gamer! Do you hear me! Hardcore or nothing!" (And the thunder rumbles back, "the jewels don't lie.")
But still: my daughter's a gamer.
I'm a little surprised that Bejeweled was what did it. We dicked around with Disney's Fairies Fly, and the Dora game, Mr. Aaaah and Spore. She likes coaching me on GeoDefense Swarm ("Laser towers are expensive, sweetie." "Just spend the money, daddy!") but the action is a bit too quick for her adorably uncoordinated fingers. She even had a semi-educational fling with the Scrabble-esque game Wurdle. But Bejeweled is the one.
How should I feel about it? On the one hand, she's problem-solving. She's concentrating for long-periods of time. She's gaining confidence. She's totally mastered the iPhone's gesture-language interface.
On the other hand, it's a little scary how deeply it's got her. She plays in the car. She'll play walking along the street, or she would if I let her. (She suggested I guide her along the sidewalk like Laura did with Mary in Little House on the Prairie after Mary went blind with scarlet fever. Kids!) Last night she asked me to leave my phone in her room when I went to bed, so she could play in the morning if she woke up before me. Flash forward 50 years, she's down and out on the Vegas strip, working the one-armed bandits and shaking her quarter-bucket.
But on the gripping hand (a million nerd points if you got that reference), she's in the building. The gaming center of her mind is alive and alert. She just needs a strong, calloused parental hand to shape her taste and give her the discipline you need to handle a lifelong gaming habit.
But I'll give her a few more levels first. She hasn't even gotten a hyper-cube yet.








Just don't let this be the taste of technology that might lead her to a career in robotics or advanced computers. Becasue we all know you aren't properly educating her as to the dangers of that. So I'm less worried about your daughter being a slot junkie in 50 years than I am that she'll have designed a race of killer robots. Why? Because her daddy didn't provide the proper guidance...
Kemper
Nov. 16, 2009 14:22:pm
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How old is she?
This is a subject near and dear to my heart, since I work in games and would generally like my daughter to think it's at least a little cool.
My daughter's not even two yet, so it's a little early, but I'm already getting started. She's not quite up to playing Rock Band yet, but she's sat on daddy's lap while I've played guitar, and she likes picking up the drumsticks and banging on the drum pads.
She's also obsessed with Wallace & Gromit, so at some point I think I'll expose her to the point + click adventure games that came out recently. They'll just be another episode to her, but if I show her she can move stuff around the screen she might really like it.
loonyboi
Nov. 16, 2009 14:26:pm
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My daughter's 5.
The tricky part with gaming is, if she thinks I think something is cool, she generally stops doing it. So I can't let on how into it I am. I once let slip MY obsession with Wallace & Gromit, and now she literally runs in the other direction when I wave my copy of CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT at her.
I bet she watches BSG when I'm not looking.
Lev Grossman
Nov. 16, 2009 14:36:pm
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@ Lev- If you had watched, you'd know how insane the idea of a 5 year old watching that show is. That's why you need to check it out, so you can help educate and steer the young'uns to the old '70s version so that they'll be ready to appreciate the new one once they're old enough. Think of the children!
Kemper
Nov. 16, 2009 14:52:pm
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Good Gawd, this site is big, it's like I'm being hit in the face with it.
Anyway, you're better off getting one of those Leapster handhelds for the little one; not only is it edu-macational, it's like a gateway drug to bigger and bigger things, like a DS and Wii. Eventually she'll move on to her own laptop and she'll be out of your face entirely, unless you're asking her to move out of your basement 25 years from now.
grape_crush
Nov. 16, 2009 15:28:pm
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My 3 year old daughter likes playing Fling with me, or, as she says, "the Ball game." I have to solve the puzzle, and then she gets to do the final fling of the furball into the other furball. She thoroughly enjoys the pedantic "Good Job," "Awesome," or other trite congratulatory words that flash on-screen upon completion of the puzzle. She sees my iPod Touch as merely a tool to play Fling, and does not at all understand why I would use it for anything else.
Now I need to start sneaking console game time in when her mother isn't looking. Getting within striking distance of pulling the same trick my brother did when he bought a Nintendo 64 for his son... when his son was 15 months old.
omahalawyer
Nov. 16, 2009 16:56:pm
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Though I had no idea what it was, I don't suppose I get maybe a portion of the nerd points for googling gripping hand?
btw, is the series worth picking up?
doubleang
Nov. 16, 2009 16:57:pm
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@Lev fortunately we haven't hit that stage yet. My daughter demands to watch Wallace & Gromit every night before bed (we keep them all on the Apple TV).
Have you tried a game you can play together? Maybe something Wii-related, or Rock Band? I imagine the musical divide is already in full effect, but there's got to be something she'll be interested in with all that DLC.
loonyboi
Nov. 16, 2009 17:44:pm
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Heck, my son is TWO and already has a Dell Laptop and an account on Yahoo Games! He plays Bejeweled, which he calls "Shapes", and pool, which he calls "Balls". So at 3 he already plays shapes and balls...can log on to yahoo games...his only allowed site, and play with the best of them...Of course mom or dad have to log him onto the laptop, that is, until he realizes he has an idelic memory and can remember the login and password. Here we go!
reefmonster
Nov. 16, 2009 19:44:pm
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perhaps you should get a nintendo DS litei (is it litei?) for her!
it has kiddy games like nintendogs
it has brain games like Layton's mysteries (which i dont think it is too complicated)
you can go retro and play pokemon
there's also hand eye co-ordination games like lego batman, and she'll also learn that when hit with a laser gun you become corresponding lego pieces
ALSO it's portable, that means she won't ever be bored
oh also tetris, which is what i mainly use mine for..
Emma
Nov. 16, 2009 20:08:pm
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"I bet she watches BSG when I'm not looking."
You better hope not- one of the subtexts is the need for children to kill off their parents in order to flourish. Not that I expect you to knot that.
anon76
Nov. 16, 2009 22:30:pm
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My brother and I have been playing video games with his daughter since she was 3, at first with a PS1 and now with a Wii (she's 11 now). She is a real player who enjoys Guitar Hero and Resident Evil like any geek. I definitely will do the same with my own kids.
thatguyivan
Nov. 17, 2009 04:48:am
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Having not yet succumbed to the lure of the iphone my girls have to get by on pc based/online/wii games. They had a DS lite until they tried ramming a game in the wrong way, which they mostly played Mario/Sonic/Nintendogs on.
These days they like the CBBC website (not sure if that's available outside the UK) which has games related to all their favourite TV shows. Their favourites seem to be The Sarah Jane Smith Adventures games which are often logic and puzzles. Have you introduced the classic geeky kids films? Princess Bride/Labyrinth/Ghostbusters etc?
geekygirluk
Nov. 17, 2009 07:23:am
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Two words for you, sir: PUZZLE QUEST
lumpintheroad
Nov. 18, 2009 11:36:am
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