What do you give the gamer who's already got it all?

How about a clean pair of underwear?

While shopping at my mom's local Super Walmart in Florida, I spotted these official Call of Duty-branded boxers, complete with camouflage colors and the face of a battle-worn solider.

If CoD isn't their thing, you could always go for the Halo or Guitar Hero undies. And not to be outdone by the competition, there are also Rock Band boxers, of course.

And as Joystiq previously reported, I didn't see any women's video game underwear, but I bet it won't be long before we see a Call of Duty thong.