iPod OB
The Starbucks Attention-Getter
iTouch Maximum
iMac Minimum
Apple Newton v2.0
iPlacemat
The Procrastinatrix
Whammo Novelty Throwing Square
Zune Blaster 3000
Matthew McConaughey's Virtual Bongos
Crotch TV
One More Thing For Your Kids To Endlessly Bug You About Then Break
$800 Coke Mirror
iTheKindleCanSuckItBitch
The Netbook of Sauron
Space Screen of the Future Future FUTURE!!!
iFeminine Napkin
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Steve Jobs' Lapsturbator
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$800 Coke Mirror
Imagine the possibilities... ruler app for the perfectly cut line, snort and simultaneously text your dealer if you're running low, Scarface running on the media player for an interactive experience.
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Jan. 28, 2010 15:02pm
I think Matthew McConaughey's Virtual Bongos has real potential in the app store.
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Jan. 28, 2010 17:07pm
What?! You forgot "Macsipad"? https://twitter.com/brian_tong/status/8301136583
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Jan. 28, 2010 21:43pm
Zune Blaster 3000 XD
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Jan. 28, 2010 22:12pm
I would buy a Matthew McConaughey's Virtual Bongos app
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Jan. 29, 2010 13:43pm
Haha thats an expensive coke mirror. better have a built in scale for that
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Jan. 30, 2010 00:46am
Brew is on the nose!
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