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		<title>What is TWENTYWONDER?</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/02/18/what-is-twentywonder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years back, if you were a member of the Los Angeles comedy-nerd-art-dork-hip-oisie, you would be lucky to receive an invitation to SUPERBALL.  SuperBall was the brainchild of Mystery Science Theater 3000's Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim, and it was always the party of the summer, if not the autumn as well.  Located deep in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=16004&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Three Limericks About Books I Recently Read</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/02/10/limericks-about-three-books-i-recently-read/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[How long before this post is pushed down by articles on cameras and cell phones?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I don't even know the rules of basketball]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sex in the 1970s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True story -- I once bought Stewart Copeland's old Mercedes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://techland.com/?p=14780</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When The Game Was Ours by Larry Bird and Magic Johnson with Jackie MacMullan
A forward who hailed from French Lick
That a Lansing kid thought was a hick
Great rivals in sport
On and off the court
But if they wrote this book I'm St. Nick
Strange Things Happen:  A Life with The Police, Polo, and Pygmies by Stewart Copeland
For [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=14780&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>19 Rejected Names For The Apple iPad</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/01/28/19-rejected-names-for-the-apple-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gadgets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dork humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easy comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first-joke theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I wrote all these in 20 minutes with almost no editing for quality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Letterman rip-off]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lists = laughs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sorry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[will I still think these are funny tomorrow?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://techland.com/?p=13243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[iPod OB
The Starbucks Attention-Getter
iTouch Maximum
iMac Minimum
Apple Newton v2.0
iPlacemat
The Procrastinatrix
Whammo Novelty Throwing Square
Zune Blaster 3000
Matthew McConaughey's Virtual Bongos
Crotch TV
One More Thing For Your Kids To Endlessly Bug You About Then Break
$800 Coke Mirror
iTheKindleCanSuckItBitch
The Netbook of Sauron
Space Screen of the Future Future FUTURE!!!
iFeminine Napkin
Finally, Another Dealie To Play Solitaire On!
Steve Jobs' Lapsturbator
More on Techland:
Hands-on With the Apple [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=13243&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wife Catches Husband Letting 5-Yr-Old Daughter Watch Him Play AC2</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/01/18/wife-catches-husband-letting-5-year-old-daughter-watch-him-play-assassins-creed-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://techland.com/?p=11806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Young daughter watches her father play "Assassin's Creed 2" on his Xbox 360.
DAUGHTER: Daddy, are you killing that man with a sword?
HUSBAND:  Sweetheart, it's not a sword.  It's a hidden wrist-blade handed down from generation to generation by a league of secret assassins.
Wife Enters.

WIFE:  What is that?
HUSBAND: Um...
WIFE:  Are you letting her watch you play [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=11806&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Fake Interview with Josh Lieb</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/11/16/a-fake-interview-with-josh-lieb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://techland.com/?p=4217</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Josh Lieb,  Executive Producer of the Daily Show, has just published his debut novel, I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President.  I know him and he agreed to write a fake interview with me so I wouldn't have to write my blog. What follows is my fault [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=4217&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GTA IV:  Inherent Vice City</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/10/09/gta-iv-inherent-vice-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crazy theories]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/?p=2400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Writing about the Grand Theft Auto video games for the Time 100 issue, I unpersuasively argued the following semi-flippant point:  the Houser brothers who write and create these games are the spiritual successors to Balzac and Twain and Wolfe.  They are societal super-reporters, stuffing the gaming experience with detailed observations worthy of great novels.  Their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2400&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now That&#039;s Abridged!</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/10/07/now-thats-abridged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Big &amp; Tall Halloween Costume of the Year</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/30/big-tall-halloween-costume-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/30/big-tall-halloween-costume-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#039;District 9&#039; Banned in District 9</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/23/district-9-banned-in-district-9/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/23/district-9-banned-in-district-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/?p=2294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DISTRICT 9, Johannesburg (AP) -- In the wake of its recent Nigerian ban, the film District 9 has also been banned in District 9.  Citing images of the district's alien inhabitants as "filthy, violent, cat food-eating bug-monsters," Hive Drone Overseer Prime Martin Anderson forbid the film's showing within the perimeter of the penned-off  home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2294&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Terms of Warner Bros./Tolkien Lawsuit Settlement Leaked</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/12/terms-of-warner-bros-tolkien-lawsuit-settlement-leaked/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/12/terms-of-warner-bros-tolkien-lawsuit-settlement-leaked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The New York Times, September 8, 2009:
Harper Collins and the heirs to the author J.R.R. Tolkien reached a settlement with Warner Brothers in their suit against the studio over payments from films based on “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, according to statement from Warner, the publisher and the heirs today.  The statement did not disclose [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2237&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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