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		<title>19 Rejected Names For The Apple iPad</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/01/28/19-rejected-names-for-the-apple-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[iPod OB
The Starbucks Attention-Getter
iTouch Maximum
iMac Minimum
Apple Newton v2.0
iPlacemat
The Procrastinatrix
Whammo Novelty Throwing Square
Zune Blaster 3000
Matthew McConaughey's Virtual Bongos
Crotch TV
One More Thing For Your Kids To Endlessly Bug You About Then Break
$800 Coke Mirror
iTheKindleCanSuckItBitch
The Netbook of Sauron
Space Screen of the Future Future FUTURE!!!
iFeminine Napkin
Finally, Another Dealie To Play Solitaire On!
Steve Jobs' Lapsturbator
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		<title>Wife Catches Husband Letting 5-Yr-Old Daughter Watch Him Play AC2</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2010/01/18/wife-catches-husband-letting-5-year-old-daughter-watch-him-play-assassins-creed-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young daughter watches her father play "Assassin's Creed 2" on his Xbox 360.
DAUGHTER: Daddy, are you killing that man with a sword?
HUSBAND:  Sweetheart, it's not a sword.  It's a hidden wrist-blade handed down from generation to generation by a league of secret assassins.
Wife Enters.

WIFE:  What is that?
HUSBAND: Um...
WIFE:  Are you letting her watch you play [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=11806&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Fake Interview with Josh Lieb</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/11/16/a-fake-interview-with-josh-lieb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Lieb,  Executive Producer of the Daily Show, has just published his debut novel, I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President.  I know him and he agreed to write a fake interview with me so I wouldn't have to write my blog. What follows is my fault [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=4217&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GTA IV:  Inherent Vice City</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/10/09/gta-iv-inherent-vice-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/?p=2400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Writing about the Grand Theft Auto video games for the Time 100 issue, I unpersuasively argued the following semi-flippant point:  the Houser brothers who write and create these games are the spiritual successors to Balzac and Twain and Wolfe.  They are societal super-reporters, stuffing the gaming experience with detailed observations worthy of great novels.  Their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2400&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now That&#039;s Abridged!</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/10/07/now-thats-abridged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Big &amp; Tall Halloween Costume of the Year</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/30/big-tall-halloween-costume-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/30/big-tall-halloween-costume-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#039;District 9&#039; Banned in District 9</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/23/district-9-banned-in-district-9/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/23/district-9-banned-in-district-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DISTRICT 9, Johannesburg (AP) -- In the wake of its recent Nigerian ban, the film District 9 has also been banned in District 9.  Citing images of the district's alien inhabitants as "filthy, violent, cat food-eating bug-monsters," Hive Drone Overseer Prime Martin Anderson forbid the film's showing within the perimeter of the penned-off  home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2294&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Terms of Warner Bros./Tolkien Lawsuit Settlement Leaked</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/12/terms-of-warner-bros-tolkien-lawsuit-settlement-leaked/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/12/terms-of-warner-bros-tolkien-lawsuit-settlement-leaked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The New York Times, September 8, 2009:
Harper Collins and the heirs to the author J.R.R. Tolkien reached a settlement with Warner Brothers in their suit against the studio over payments from films based on “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, according to statement from Warner, the publisher and the heirs today.  The statement did not disclose [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2237&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>True Tales of Conversational Vengeance</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/08/true-tales-of-conversational-vengeance/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/08/true-tales-of-conversational-vengeance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, after a long day spent thinking of new nouns for Homer to say after "Mmm...", my wife dragged me to the screening of a film directed by a friend. The film was fine. The rough part was the reception.
A room full of strangers is not my favorite social scenario. I prefer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2189&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obligatory Marvel-Disney Mash-ups!!!</title>
		<link>http://techland.com/2009/09/01/obligatory-marvel-disney-mash-ups/</link>
		<comments>http://techland.com/2009/09/01/obligatory-marvel-disney-mash-ups/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Selman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FINDING NAMOR
HIGH SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNSTERS MUSICAL
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MARY POPPINS
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (HANK McCOY)
THE AVENGER DUMPLING GANG
SKRULL GOOFY
THE INCREDIBLES (already a FANTASTIC FOUR rip-off)
SLEEPING MUTIE
SNOW WHITE AND THE SINISTER SIX
POWER MAN AND LION KING
JAFAR-VERINE
HERB-E
NICK FURY, AGENT OF W.A.V.E.R.L.Y. P.L.A.C.E.
CAPTAIN AMERICA OF THE CARIBBEAN
HOWARD THE DONALD DUCK
(It would seem there are an infinite number of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=techland.com&blog=5290478&post=2176&subd=timenerdworld&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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